Meanwhile, Draco was handing over his potion sample. Snape examined it carefully, stirring it and testing it for mistakes. He tutted patronizingly. “Draco, this is not at all up to your usual standard. I am giving you a B.”

Draco remained expressionless. “You fucked my father.”

Snape considered it. "A-minus."</a>

Come on! That was fucking funny! Er, nevermind, this one is from an absolutely hilarious Harry turned into a girl fic called Harry Potter and the Obvious Solution by sadisticblondlettes

“What the…?” Harry turned the key and revved up the engine. The car whined and wouldn’t budge, “Come on baby… don’t give up on me now. You can do it, baby, you can do it— MOVE, YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF CRAP!”

“You’ll hurt the car’s feelings,” Draco said.

“Shut up and get out,” Harry said furiously.

Draco looked horrified, “You’re kicking me out of a gas-less car? And then what are you gonna do? Pick it up and run away with it?”

from A Beautiful Disaster by Reshima Skynight

Yes, I'm back. Sorry I've been gone so long but I managed to get ensnared by MySpace and all my old school buddies on there. It's a sad and pathetic tale all on its own so let's skip that. The following is from a fic that may or may not be HP/GW (a pairing I hate) but it's also a Harry goes back in time to teach his parents and I just couldn't resist. Plus, this one was funny:


“It really freaks me out when you do that. Can you teach me Parseltongue?”

“Of course I can’t! I don’t even know how I speak it, how the hell would I know how to tell someone else how to speak it. When I speak Parseltongue, I can’t tell the difference between it and English.”

Ginny pouted, but then brightened.

“Can you teach me Swahili, then?”

Harry looked nonplussed.

“Ginny, I can’t speak Swahili.”

“Maybe you can,” Ginny pressed, “Only it sounds like English, because…”

Meet Professor son, I mean Potter! by missy mee

it's harry!

Okay, and since my Draco and Sirius ones bombed, I made Remus too!



RAndomness...sorry

Sorry, was at work and am having the worst craving for chocolate koala cookies and an icee. Hmmm...maybe I'll see about that icee at lunch...

So, I was looking for my dear best bud Akuns lj so I could double check his birthday (what a thing to panic over in the shower) when I managed to stumble across some of my best friends from high schools myspace sites. F-in' hell! Do you know how many are now parents and/or working at Wal-mart? Still in our home town?! I love these guys but I'm terrified we have absolutely jack squat in common. My Aya, my heterosexual life mate, is a Mommy! And, honestly, I feel like crap because they're all still friends and I must be like their snobby friend who ran off and never called home (I'm terrible about communication with everyone).

Ignore me while I wallow.

Alright, so I needed more icons like I need a gaping chest wound but, alas, I don't have a lot of what one might have call 'restraint'. Today's I found looking for ynm icons - http://waiting-minds.livejournal.com/

You know, I think I'm going to go check out what they have for hp...mmmmm

Yes, I've been icon hunting, as you can tell. Check my two newest favorite hp icon makers:

http://miggy.livejournal.com/ and http://potterpuffs.livejournal.com/

Sad but I'm going to put honestly every answer I get on these tests...Okay, probably.



I like this one; it's actually exactly what I smoke!

" The Punching bag" You are 86 fuckable!

Yeah, you're fuckable. Probably fucked, too. You can be so wild sometimes that you may even be, well, how should I put this nicely, easy. Wild and kinky is good, but you should lean to use it in maderation. Hold out a bit when it comes to having sex with a new person. You don't have to let it all hang out! Sure, people want you, but it's probably because they know they could have you. It's ok to play hard-to-get once and a while. In fact, it makes you even sexier!

Exotic Lover You scored 80% masculine, 47% athletic, 81% exotic, and 56% refined!

You want a man who doesn't need the muscles to be a hottie. You love a sexy, exotic face and someone who takes care of himself. You like a clean look, but very masculine and yummy. Someone like.......Enrique Iglesias. (on the right) But let's face it, the whole point of this was to look at a bunch of hot guys. If you liked what you saw, please rate my test!

Blanket You scored 75 Softness and 62 Solidarity!

Whether people are under you or above you, you always seem to serve your purpose and keep others warm, especially your lover. Life often gets you down, but you always seem to get back up and be better because of it. You decorate the arm and life of your lover nicely, as well as their bed, and you truly are one of the greater people in this world.